Funny Abortion Idea for America by Ted Alexandro Comedian

War is difficult. Come on. I'm not making light of war. War is difficult. War is difficult because we send people that we care about -- people that we love. Which is why we should ban abortion, and then raise those babies as our military. Right? Nobody gives a crap about them. We send them over. 20 years later, they get a telegram. "You remember the abortion you wanted? Done."

God Bless America. Beep Beep. Beep. Beep. Flute. Drums. Sound of liberty.

I realized that joke is not for everyone. Just think of it like the specials. You don't have to order the specials, but you do have to hear them. "Shalin and Seabass? No thank you. I'll just get the burger."