Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Russel Peter talks about Indian Accents

I'm going to let out a secret about indian people. Indian people are fully aware of how our accent sound like. We don't need you...

We know what it exactly sound like.

We know we don't have the coolest accent in the world.

"Hey man, aren't we cool. We are going to meet all the biatches today. I'm pimpin."

It's an accent. We're not death.

"Hey Jim, you hear that guy? He's looking for pain... ha ha ha."

Indian accent is good for cutting tension. Picture a court room drama.

"You honor. My client would like to plead guilty."

Canadian white people, you have an accent. I don't know if you are aware of it, sir. You might be a rich Canadian person, but you are a minority.

They can't control their head. "Geezes Christ... Can you get a load of the jugs of that one?"

White folks have accent also. I can prove to you. When you square, you sound like donkeys.

" Buuuuulll...shiiiiii...."

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Bobby Lee talks about Korean and Asian Life

I grow my hair like this. I just want to get this out of the way. Asian people look alike, and I want to look a little different. But asian people don't know I'm asian now. They walk up to me like, "what the heck are you?! Let me take picture. It's an Ewok!"

I'm posing.

I think the worst thing about being asian american in this country is when people guess my nationality. I hate that. I'm Korean. I'll tell you, but don't guess.

I was at the party once, and this blonde walks up to, "are you like chinese? are you like chinese?"

And I said no, "are you like brunette? Get out of here."

And stupid guesses too, "Hey man are you so.."

And white people are the worst cause when they guess my nationality correctly. It's like they won a game show. "Hey man are you Korean?"

"yes I am."

"i knew it. i knew it!!!"

"what the hell? you want some money?"

You gotta be proud of you are folks.