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Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Gabriel Inglesias describes Sexy Commercial in Telemundo Channel and Pepsi
Man, this country. I love living here in the United States. I can't think of anywhere else I want to live. Some people would say, "Well, you're Mexican. Wouldn't you want to live in Mexico?" I love Mexico... just for visiting. I like it right here. That's why it kind of bothers me when people go, "What is it like to be a Latino comedian."
I go, "I don't know. I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino."
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is my special will air in Comedy Central, not Telemundo."
It's hard you guys. You know... Espanol. You speak a little Spanish. It freaks people out, "Oh my gosh. He is speaking Spanish." Don't get me wrong. I like watching Spanish programming. Some of those stuff are really cool.
My favorite things are the commercials because it's always about sex. You don't know what the product is until the last 2 seconds. It's always some model walking all sexy, right. "Hola, aye... que Rico..." And on the 28th second right, "Ayeeeeeeeee... Pepsi." And you are here, sitting going, "I gotta get me some Pepsi." I have a thing for soda I love it. I know they gave me water, but... oh a soda.
Pepsi. Oh, that is actually diet. I am not on a diet. It's funny because people go, "Well, why do you drink diet soda?"
"So I can eat regular cake." I love cake, man.
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