Americans Gun Amendment Rights Laws Controversy by Rich Hall

People ask me all the time, "So Rich, does everyone in America owns an assault rifle? Is it mandatory?"

"Um. No."

"Then why?"

"I don't know because America has guns."

"Why can't they get rid of them?"

"Well, that will be like trying to stop obesity by getting rid of spoons. It's not going to happen."

Americans have guns, and we are not getting rid of them. Because there are always some guy in a camouflage outfit with an AR15 going, "Arrr... 2nd amendment says I have the right to get..." That was written 220 years ago, you prick. I don't think they foresaw you own an AR15 with the laser sight on top of a 200 magazine clip. I think they were thinking of muskets. That's why they pull a quill out of a duck's back and dip it in ink and wrote it into law.

I was reading a cover of a magazine in America because you have all these guns magazines. There's one called guns and ammo. This is the headline of the article. I didn't even read the article. This is the headline, "Which is better for capturing a Mallard,  crowning or browning? How about a piece of bread?

The state of Iowa has just passed the law. It's now ok to get a honing license in Iowa if you are blind. I think that law was introduced by deer and peasants.

So the government has all the opportunity to pass the gun law, but they never do, "It won't happen again. Don't worry."

"But What if it's going to happen?"

"But it's not going to happen."

"Well, we need to pass the law."

"Nope. We are not going to pass the law because of the National Rifle Association. That's the gun lobby. Well, it's not our problem. People go a bit nutty. You can't regulate nutty."

"What if somebody get tooled up because they just watch the Batman film, and he goes off to the cinema and shoot other people dressed as batman characters? Don't you think that has something to do with violence on television?"

"No. People know the difference between see on television and real life."

"Oh yeah, then how come there's advertising? You people will go out and buy insurance because an aflack duck."