Friday, January 16, 2015

Anthony Jeselnik on Foot Fetish Dates

There's one thing that I did not understood was the foot fetish. Are you guys together right here? Yeah? How long have you been together? 5 years? Wow. Did you ever suck on her feet? No? Would you -- if you have a different girlfriend? Or are across the board no feet? Cause I'm the cross the board no feet. I once went on a date with a girl where we went hiking -- her idea. And while we're hiking she get bit by a snake in between two toes. And I had to suck out the poison -- so she's dead.

What's your name? Where you from Bridget? The suburbs. That sure narrows it down. What's up. What do you do? What do you do when you are being so freaking boring? Take your time. I'm really funny.

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