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Friday, August 14, 2015
Really Really 2 BAD words of all time by Elon Gold
My nine year old boy -- He came home recently and he... It was the cutest story, 100% true story. He came home, and he said, "Daddy, I learned two really bad words."
"Ok son, let's hear them. What are they."
He's all, "No, no. They are so bad that I can't even say them. I'm just going to spell them."
I was like, "Alright, fug it. Spell them." I should have not said that. But I figured that was one of the words, and then we have that covered. And move on, but it wasn't. It was worse. It was worse. I was like, "Ok, spell it."
And he goes, "K..." I'm going through the list.
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