Starbucks Starbux vs Yogurtland Comedy Bit by Sebastian Maniscalco

I was walking around town here. And I can’t take people, very impatient.  I went to the Starbucks, watching this woman. She got this scone, a muffin… I don’t know what the hell it was.  But they gave it to her in a brown bag.  And then she was eating it out of the bag. She was like fingering the muffin. 

Take it out of the bag. Get a plate. What the… I couldn’t take it.  Right? It’s everywhere you go though. It’s just people. I just watch people behave, and I get upset. I don’t know what’s going on…. Yogurt? People are going nuts with yogurt.  I had to go to see what’s the big deal was, right? 

I went to this yogurt shop. I am watching these two ladies in line.  They have to sample. What is that? Sample? And they were so proud of themselves that they were getting a free lick, right? They came up, so proud like, “Excuse me. Can we try the pomegranate?  Do you have pomegranate?”

Ah, the guy has to turn around and then he has to fill up the little Dixie cup. Then he has to hand it out, grown woman by the way. And they were like kids, “Ahhhh…. These are good. I like this one. I like this one.”

What? I don’t do any of this.  I just get the green tea. If I don’t like it, I screw up.  You think I’m gonna hold up 12 people for a free lick of …