New Crayola Crayons Lion King described by the new color Black Godfrey

I am African though. It’s real sh**.  A lot of people don’t believe me because I got clothes on. You know. When you say you are African, they want that discovery channel African, right? “Where’s your belly and your flies?” 

Shut up and laugh. You are not sending money. Shut the F***** up, and laugh. You are not sending money. 

They always pose the kids up like this. I hate this. You know the commercial, the white man, “Send some money to these little mother f****.” 

I don’t like the way they pose the kids up. Are you trying to be sexy? Or… Trying to eat? And they always got a big ass burger. I’m like eat the burger. I’m not sending you sh**.  Shut up with the aw. “I’m offended.” 

Did you sent money?

“No.” 

Then shut the f*** up, and laugh. 

Everybody want to be offended, but don’t do sh** about it.  Isn’t that funny. 

My friends never believe that I’m African. I remember I told my friends. It was a big shock to them. And I’m like, “dude, I’m Nigerian American.”

“Word? We thought you were like… regular black.” 

What the f**** is regular black? Crayola Crayons came up with a new color that I don’t know about sh***? 

When You call my father and he picks up the phone, you think you are talking to the lion king, “May I speak to Godfrey?”

“Godfrey is not here.”