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Friday, November 6, 2015
Bob Proctor Impression of Sir Winston Churchill Judo of Insults
Judo is where you take the strength of the other person's shot, and put them down. You don't win much doing that. You know. It's reported that Sir Winston Churchill was a master at physiological judo. One time Betsy Braddock, from liver pool, said, "sir Winston, you are drunk and disgusting."
"Yes madam I am." and he said, "You are ignorant, you're ugly." but he said, "tomorrow morning I'm going to be sober."
what he do? He won the battle and lose the war.
Lady astir one time, said to him, "Sir Winston, if i was your wife i would be put arsenic in your coffee."
He said, "Madam, if i was your husband. I would drink it."
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