Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Little Johnny Jokes -- How many apples did he eat for breakfast?

At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast.

 Little Johnny said, "Well, on my way to school I come cross this Apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples." "I guess I eat about six," said little Johnny.

"No," said the teacher, "it's ate!"

 Little Johnny said "Well it could've been eight, I don't remember."

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