Wednesday, April 13, 2016

TV Romantic Comedy Love Scene is Over Rated by Bill Burr

We fight a lot over television. I don't know. She comes my way. I come her way. She watches a little sports. I occasionally watch Romantic Comedy, which I don't care. The nerds freak the cheerleader. I watch it right. I don't mind him. It's an uplifting story. I just don't like the love scenes in Romantic comedy. They creep me out. They are just freaking nice. It's like missionary style, candles, and the stupid saxophone music. Blah, blah, blah, and it always goes down. Like the saxophone implies the penetration, right. Cause they can't show it. They have to make it one dimensional -- this little angel. They ignore the other 90% of sexuality -- no hair pulling, no butt slapping, none of that crap, none of that taboo stuff of a women sexuality that is never brought up. You know. The whole, hold me down, but let me up. Choke me, but let me breathe, but scare the crap out of me a little bit. I want to feel your power, but let me be safe. You know. If you really want it... That whole 50 shades of rape. Whatever that is...

I don't even pretend to understand it. I remember the first time that a women wanted to get like choke her a little bit. I don't even know what she was doing. I was just so hype to get laid. She just kept on taking my hand, and kept on putting it like right here. I didn't know what she was doing. I thought she was testing me core strength. Finally i was like, "what are you doing?"

"I don't know. I was like hoping you would squeeze a little bit. Why don't you want to do it. It would be fun."

Why I don't want to do it. I don't think I want you to pass out naked women with my finger print all around her neck. Having the cop show up. "Yeah, she is in her officer. I square. It was her idea."

Yeah, they always make it nice in those movies. The raciest they ever do is like kiss up against the wall. I guess women likes wall. I didn't know that. There is alot of up on the wall, kissing. "Oh my gosh, it's the wall. Maybe it will support me. Or maybe he will support me. It's a metaphor. I love it."

Yeah, I saw that the other night. They were doing that. Then out of nowhere they started to get crazy up against the wall. I was like finally something more interesting. They were doing it, facing each other, missionary style. Arguably the most difficult position there is. They were doing it with little with no difficulty.

All she did was lift her leg like this. That was it. And he was off to the races. That ruined the movie for my wife. That is freaking bull crap. Bull crap. What does they guy have? A u shape wanker. He was not like doing anything. Did he greased up her thigh? If all she is doing is this? She has to bring it up. If not, you got to make some adjustments. You have to grab the other leg, and pick it up. I tired of this. I cannot do anything that create any sort of damage. I cannot even feel you. I cannot even rock your world.

I'm not trying to be rude, but every woman is heavy. Yeah, you are heavy. You are an adult female. when did you stop picking up your kids, 5 or 6? I'm like, "get off of me for great sake. You are going to throw out my back." Adult woman weighs 115 pounds to 120 pounds to all the way up to... And it's not balance weight. Most of it is in your thighs, your butt, your heads hanging off. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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