Sinbad talks about Marriage, Team, and Bad Vision

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Marriage is about growing old together.  Marriage is about falling apart at the same time. That's what make it special. You live long enough (the two of you become one good person). You become one.  One can see. One can hear. One can walk. One can use a hand. You need each other. You have to go to movie together. One listens. One watches. You become a team.  One got a good right hip. One got a good left hip, so they can balance.  They so cute together.  No. They fall down. They need one another.

Once you've been somebody with so long, they just understand. If you have the same vision, you share glasses. You have glasses all over the house.  I think it's behind the stove.

I always had 20/20 vision all my life.  I can't see now.  You know how I found out?  I'm in the movie theater , and I was like, "Where's the focus at?" Usually people would join in with you, but they were like, "You might want to move down towards the front, Sinbad."

Now, I have this progressive glasses, so i can see far at the top and close at the bottom.  People say I can drive with it. Oh no you can't. You gotta learn the sweet spot. You gotta find the sweet spot. You know how many time I stop at the stop sign, and it's where out there somewhere.