Russell Peters talks about Hong Kong Comedians

Hong Kong is a wicked place. I think Chinese people are the smartest people in the world. They are tricking us all. They pretend not to know English. I went to Hong Kong. They all speak English over there.

"Yo friend and I." If you and him want to come back too, that's fine. They are not dumb people. Don't be fooled.

They always have local comedians. I kept picturing a Chinese comedian. I get there. No Chinese comedian. I was upset. I was picturing a Chinese comedian opening the store.

"Hey, Hey. Excuse me. Your mother is so fat. When she jumps for joy, she got stuck. ok. okay. thank you."

But it never happened. Very upsetting.