Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sarah Silverman talks about Jewish and Catholic

I am Jewish, but my boyfriend is Catholic. It was cute how he gave it to me. He said, "If it doesn't burn through my skin, it will protect me."

Different religion. Who cares. If you're having a baby, you gotta figure out how to raise the baby. Still won't be an issue for us because we'll be honest.

And we'll just say, "Mommy is one of the chosen people, and daddy believes that Jesus is magic." That's not nice.

Jesus is magic cause he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s.

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