|Nick Swardson - Hanging With Grandma|
That is the oldest thing I have ever heard.
"How old are you grandma?"
"You don't even look like you are 90. You look like you're 80. Easily 80 years old."
Physically, she is weak. And it is cool to hang out with her because so am I. When I hang out with her, I feel strong.
"Nick, can you help me with this gallon of milk?"
"You mean, this gallon of milk right here!"
"Nick, you are the strongest boy in the world! Oh my Lord! You should fight crime. What are you doing here?!"