Mitch Fatel wants a Black Friend to celebrate our diferences

I have lots of friends. I want a black friend. Everybody on TV has a black friend. And their black friend always says  funny stuff. I would love my black friend. We would go ice skating. And I would braid his hair. And my black friend would say something funny like, "Hey black friend. Pass the salt." And he would be like, "Slavery days are over boy." And then we would laugh. And high five, and celebrate our differences.