Monday, July 12, 2010

Pete Holmes figures out Nonfiction
Pete Holmes - Not Non-True
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I want to get this out of the way. I am a dummy. See that. That's my dummy face.

I give you an example. Every time I am in the library or a bookstore and I see the phrase nonfiction, I have to figure it out (in my head).

Let's be clear. I'm 30. I went to college. I finished.

I see nonfiction. I freeze like, "Nonfiction. Fiction. Not True. Nonfiction. Not non true. Double not truth. Not. Not open parentheses. Not true. Screw that. I'm reading Hustler. That's both at the same time, true and false."

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