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Best stage comedians at their funniest with punchlines all typed out for your enjoyment to read from richard pryor to louis c.k. and upcoming comedians with Youtube videos (monologue script)

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Side Hustle Gigs for Comedians

These side hustles are for people who need some kind of cash flow into their life: 1. Uber Eats 2. Ebay reseller 3. Stock Market 4. Consult...

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Married Life looking for Bachelor Party Plan by Sebastian Maniscalco

l When I first met my wife, I had some secrets. I couldn’t share. Everybody gots a secret in the room, everybody. Everybod...

Cheap Strippers: Is it worth it? by Sebastian

Guys do not go to Vegas for a bachelor party with 10 of your cheapest friends. I get there, and all of us are staying in one r...

Friday, August 9, 2019

Captain America vs Captain China Trade War Tariff

Thank you. My name is Jinx Yeo. I am from Singapore. As you can see, I am a Chinese guy with African lips. My friends always make fun of...

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Chappelle is back on the Road No One Home Depot

You know how I am getting old. This is embarrassing but… I was in my hotel room. I’m not going to lie. I was jerking off. And I...

Friday, August 2, 2019

Jo Koy's Lunchbox Crybaby on Netflix Bit

You scared of your mom because she yelled at yah. That’s all my mom did with me was yell at me. That’s the only language spoke ...

Monday, July 29, 2019

Sesame Street with Big Bird, Oscar, and Dave Chappelle

They use the TV to program us at a young age. Have you watch those cartoons when you were little / as an adult? That sh*** is ...

Disney World with Dave Chappelle

F*** I need an alibi. I can’t be no celebrity. That shit is the worst. I’m seeing it. I can see why. I see why stars are crazy....

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Tinder Dating Advice from a Funny Man Sinbad himself

My daughter is trying to find a good man. I said, “Learn to be by yourself for a second. Don’t be crying.” Look she is wavi...

WeightWatcher System Losing Weight Watching yourself Eat little Potion by Sinbad

I remember 1989 when I first start gaining weight. See. Nobody wants to workout, so we go look out for that miracle, right? I w...

New Crayola Crayons Lion King described by the new color Black Godfrey

I am African though. It’s real sh**. A lot of people don’t believe me because I got clothes on. You know. When you say you ar...

Friday, July 26, 2019

Prenup the Pros and Cons, Disadvantages and Advantages of Getting a Lawyer by Ali Wong

It was not suppose to go down like this. Okay. I was suppose to be him. I was suppose to be the one chilling. He graduated ...

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Starbucks Starbux vs Yogurtland Comedy Bit by Sebastian Maniscalco

I was walking around town here. And I can’t take people, very impatient. I went to the Starbucks, watching this woman. She g...

Ring Doorbell Comparison: Digital Technology 20 years ago and Today Amazon HomeDepot by Sebastian M

I was sitting in my house a couple of weeks ago. Just relaxing. My doorbell rang. This is weird. It’s a different feeling whe...

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Why I hate Las Vegas, especially Wynn Hotel Billion Dollar Property by Sebastian

It’s good to be home. I love this city. There are certain cities that I do not like going to. I’m not a Vegas guy. I know a l...

Monday, July 22, 2019

O'hare Airport Routine Compared to Other International Airlines Opinion and Review by Sebastian Maniscalco

It’s time for me to check in, right? Now, the check in process at the airport: they don’t even want to look at you, head down, rig...

Sunday, July 21, 2019

Sebastian Maniscalco from First Dates to Marriage, From Good to Bad, Is it worth it?

First date is the big date, right? A lot of deal breakers is going on, on the first date. I watch how a woman eats. This i...

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Sebastian Maniscalco talks about Whole Foods Weird Store Environment: Potion, Vile, and Massage Therapy

My wife like different things like shopping at different places. She likes whole foods. That’s her store. She sends me over t...

Jokoy on How to make the Perfect Rice without Rice Cooker and Measuring Cup

That’s all we ate was rice. That’s the key to an asian household, rice. That sh** is always cooking. There’s always a pot of ...

Ali Wong Talks about Sleeping in Bed in her 20s * Do not get Married and fall for the trap *

And then a lot of people, also wonder, “Ali now that you have a daughter. Are you going to tone it down?” Here’s the thing....

Friday, May 11, 2018

How to find the right Lady

Thank you Amanda for pushing that buzzer. Ever since you did that, my life has been bonkers. People are approaching me on the r...

British Financial Crisis by Daliso Chaponda (Best Comedian)

Well I’m at that age now. All my friends are getting married. Married people forget how hard it is being single. They love ...

Monday, December 11, 2017

That bubble butt with funny comments! DO NOT WATCH VID - WARNING!!!!!

The video is decent, but the comments are hilarious! Sample comments from this youtube video: Thiccc Damn I was shocked!!!!! ...

Thursday, November 3, 2016

My MONEY

My sister freakin scared me this morning. I was asking my mom if this is her money. All of a sudden, my sister woke up and said, "Th...

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Batman Never Fights Crime in the Hood in DC to face Convict by Dave Chappelle Star Search Edition

Thank you. Thank you. I don't know if Ed did mention this. I was recently in Black Entertainment Television. I kind of having feeling ...

Friday, May 27, 2016

Witches and Bats are Scary in the Country House by Louis CK

I'm not a big animal person. Some animal I hate. Uh. Bats. I think bats are disgusting. I hate bats. I hate rats with leather wings. Ha...

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Roasting David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson with Genie and Lamp Rubs by Gilbert Gottfried

Seth McFarlin. Come on everyone. Take it easy on Seth. It's gotta be hard for him to do a roast, especially because the Simpsons haven...

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