Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Cheap Strippers: Is it worth it? by Sebastian




Guys do not go to Vegas for a bachelor party with 10 of your cheapest friends. I get there, and all of us are staying in one room.  The best man is bragging, “We got strippers coming up in the room man. Strippers. 2 of them. Everybody got to buck up. The total is 29.95.” 

30 dollars? Who the hell we are getting for 30 dollars? So we are all sitting there, waiting for the knock to come to the door.  They come up. I open. They are naked already in the hallway. “Get in here. You walk down the hallway like this?” 

We got the runaways. You know, the 18 year olds. The one that don’t know what the hell they doing in there… They just walking. I look at one of them.  One of them had one implant. They had a 36 D over here, and 32 B roped off, “under construction.” 

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