Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Dance Dance Revolution Arcade Game with Iglesias Techno Music

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I said, "Frankie, whatever you want to do, let's do it." "Ok, can we go to arcade?" "Arcade? Dude, you h...
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Monday, November 23, 2015

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Stirs Issue On New Song in Ronny Chieng Bit on MTV

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Hey Everybody, Thanks for coming down. Apples are red with thin edible skin and white flesh. Ok. As in oranges are rounder with orange co...
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Monday, November 16, 2015

Tammy Pescatelli joins Playboy Mansion Party with Donald Trump and Paris Hilton

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I did a charity show for the playboy foundation. I don't know what their charity is... 13 year old boys go blind for reading too much...
Friday, November 6, 2015

Bob Proctor Impression of Sir Winston Churchill Judo of Insults

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Judo is where you take the strength of the other person's shot, and put them down. You don't win much doing that. You know. It...
Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Russell Peters anticipates Chinese Comedian in Hong Kong and Indian Accents different usages

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You know what really upset me when I went to Hong Kong. Where ever you go and perform, where ever I go they have local comedians open the...
Thursday, September 24, 2015

Dave Chappelle works at Burger King and Went to Jail twice

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It feels good to do stand up again. Not that I don't like stand up. I just don't like microphones. I'm sick of talking in the...
Friday, September 18, 2015

Discipline in Arab versus United States Teacher Described by Egyptian Clock Comedian

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Wow. I am really nervous up her on stage. That is not actually pronounce my name. It's actually Arabdomeabdee Mohamdfalal Shelaman Ab...

Drew Lynch Struggles During Date Life Giving Out Numbers on Americas Got Talent Finals

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So I'm currently not sexually active because I'm saving myself -- some money. I would never be a good parent because I don't ...
Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Demetri Martin describes a New Model Cigarettes that can Motivate Addicts to Quit

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Smoking is a big problem. We can't get people to quit smoking. And warnings don't work. I think you got to change the cigarette. ...
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Thursday, September 10, 2015

Bill Burr loves Ebola and hates First Lady President Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton is like Tom Brady's Wife

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Alright, how are you? How is it going? Thank you for coming out in the wonderful evening. I just got back from southeast Asia. I did some...
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Friday, August 14, 2015

Really Really 2 BAD words of all time by Elon Gold

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My nine year old boy -- He came home recently and he... It was the cutest story, 100% true story. He came home, and he said, "Daddy,...
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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Elon Gold makes Languages sound Funny with Russian French and Japanese Accent

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Accents to me are so strange. But languages are even weirder. Like the Russian accent, it's kind of weird. The Russian language -- Oh...
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Monday, August 10, 2015

Mitch Hedberg famous Yogurt, Bigfoot, Pringles, Turkey, and Wait list Party of 3 bit

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Some Canadian television exposure, finally. I gotta find out when this airs, so when I come into this country, I'll be ready for the ...
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Friday, August 7, 2015

Jeff Allen's 20th Wedding Anniversary Spent in Hawaii with No Clue about Entertainment and Activities

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My wife is here tonight. By the way, we are celebrating our 20th anniversary last July. Thank you. I knew it was the special anniversary,...
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Donald Glover talks about Kids that are Sugar Addicts and Crave Cocoa puffs Vs Kix Vs Cheerios

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Kids love sugar. My brother, Steven, loves sugar. He loves sugar. We were not allowed to have any sugary cereal as a kid. We weren't....
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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Donald Glover Hates Kids and Rather Have AIDS over baby Babies thank you Condoms

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Kids are awful. You don't know. You don't know. Do you know the testament of how awful the kids are? I was walking down the stree...
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Henry Cho talks about How to handle Talkative Women in his Knoxville Tennessee Accent

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Thank you very much. You guys are too kind. My name is Henry Cho. I'm full blooded Korean. I was born and raised in Knoxville, Tensen...
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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Bill Burr Disses Steve Jobs as Hero because Apple Tech Garbage Pollutes into the Ocean with Sea Life

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Actually nerd Jesus died last year, right? - Steve jobs. Yeah, he died, right? I know. I know. Lot of nerds are here tonight. I know. You...
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Monday, August 3, 2015

Jim Gaffigan Loves McDonald's Fries Big Mac and admitting His Obsession

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I reference McDonalds a lot cause I go to McDonalds. I love the silence that follows that statement -- like I just admitted to subordinat...
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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Chris Tucker describes Life with Michael Jackson in Neverland Story Singing Dancing and Joking Around

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Give it up for my boy, Michael Jackson. I miss him man. I miss him. King man -- he's a true life king. Did you all see him in a video...
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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

KT Tatara describes ESPN Headliner About Jeremy Lin -- Chink in the Armor

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I really don't like to make a lot of Asian jokes. Man, we get made fun of all the time, right? We're the only minority that get ...
Tuesday, July 28, 2015

RTCA Dinner for President Obama and Vice President Biden with Guest Comedian Joe Wong on C-SPAN

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Good everyone, My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as Hu, which is my mom's maiden name. And it's the answer to m...
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Joe Wong Driver License Organ Donor, Afraid of Bear, and Ugly Baby on Ellen

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Hi everybody, so uh... I'm Irish. When I first got my driver's license, I decided to be an organ donor. And give my brain. Becaus...
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Monday, July 27, 2015

Funny Jim Gaffigan on Seafood Lobster Crabs Oysters Clams Octopus and Snots Obsession in Boston

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It's good to be here in Boston. This is... Boston is a tough city. Right? It's like, "Boston! Boston. Boston." I love ...
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Funny Abortion Idea for America by Ted Alexandro Comedian

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War is difficult. Come on. I'm not making light of war. War is difficult. War is difficult because we send people that we care about ...
Friday, July 24, 2015

Funny Jo Koy Drives Lexus into Highway 5 During Mexican Latino Protest

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Ha ha ha. Yay for me. This is great. I love this crap. We are having fun -- Latinos. You are a scary looking one too dude. I'm not go...
Thursday, July 23, 2015

John Pinette World Buffet Outbreak on Las Vegas Wizard of OZ buffet, Chinese Buffet, and Japanese Buffet

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Well, it's a pleasure to be here because I was just in Las Vegas, so I need the money. I lost a lot of money. I really did. I mean. I...
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John Pinette Understands Vegetarians, but NOT Vegans eating Almonds

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So now I shop at these health food stores when I'm on the road. And there's some healthy things that I like. Some people over the...

Bill Burr tells Conan He Hates Superbowl Commercials, Superbowl Parties, Superbowl Halftime

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No superbowl parties. If you are a true football fan, you do not go to a superbowl parties because it's a bunch of losers who don...
Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Louis CK tries Vape Vaporizor and Text Texting at the same time -- Say No to Weed Drugs

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Having children is a big responsibility, and I have never done very well at it. I made a lot of mistakes -- Some of them big, some of the...
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Ben Bailey Rants About Google Predicting Our Future

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Do you know what else has pissing me off lately -- Google. Do you guys know google? A couple of people might have heard of it. Rest of yo...

Ryan Hamilton describes Tinder App Dating on Late Late Show with Drew Carey

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I'm from Idaho. And uh I look like where I am from. Don't I. You don't look at me right away, and go, "That guy is from ...
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Monday, July 20, 2015

Jay Larson On Conan about Prank Phone Call in New York

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I have a question. Your cellphone rings. You don't recognize the number. What do you do? Ignore it. Don't answer it. Not me. I li...
Friday, July 17, 2015

Conan James Smith Single vs Relationship and Pregnancy

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I am trying to decide either to be single or in a relationship. Now, when you are single, it's a lot like being unemployed. You say y...
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Conan Plays Minecraft on Xbox Live with Tips and Advice on Vision of Game

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I asked what game you want me to rate. You guys said Minecraft. My friend, Aaron Blaire, and I are going to play Minecraft. I don't ...

Bobby Lee Addicted to Vicodin True Story on Mad TV

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I used to be on a show called madtv. It was kind of like SNL but for Mexicans. 12 Mexicans watched that show. So if you are a fan, "...
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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Brian Regan Brilliant Tattoo Art Idea and Approaching Girls like In the Movies

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What I think would be very interesting is getting a game of hangman tattooed on your chest. Only that tattoo artist knows the answer. So ...