funny stand up comedy central

Best stage comedians at their funniest with punchlines all typed out for your enjoyment to read from richard pryor to louis c.k. and upcoming comedians with Youtube videos (monologue script)

Bruce Lee is dynamite in the Dojo by Eddie Griffin

Jo Koy Loses his Keys While His Mom Makes Fun Of Joseph

Martin Lawrence takes survey on who believes in Prenuptial Prenup

Shia LaBeouf how he got Arrested in cabaret burlesque

Comedian John Mulaney chases Lady in Queens Long Island by mistake

Little Johnny Joke Married to Grandma

Louis CK describes tits in his breast way he can on How and Why the addiction

Bobby Lee Best Animated Asian Comedian What Ethnicity Are You

KT Tatara is Asian Enough because he is Half Japanese and White

Little Johnny Jokes -- How many apples did he eat for breakfast?

Jim Gaffigan Weddings are Expensive and Weird Transition from Girls as Property to Princess Where Magic Exist

Senior Citizens Always Cutting in Line with a Valid Excuse

Earthquake relationships are very Shaky 3 out of 4 ends up divorce

Geoff Brown talks about the Relationship Struggle between Feeling it and Getting it

Matthew Perry Loves Serena Williams Prank at the ESPY with Pants Down

Kevin James loves Air Conditioner on Star Search

KT Tara Believes In Equality on the First Date

Anthony Jeselnik on Foot Fetish Dates

Godfrey Air Jordans $200 in Chicago and School Bus

Sinbad compares Vegetarians and Meat Eaters in the Animal Kingdom Planet Food Chain

Lavell Crawford Understands Tsunami Salami Relief in Indonesia

Jim Breuer Advices All the Dads to Give their Mom Wife Plenty of Rest and Sleep or Else Havoc Unleashed the Devil

Josh Blue loves His Asian Japanese Fetish Wife and Jesus is Far Behind

Steve Harvey Fired the Different Reactions of Letting Go

Wanda Sykes Painful Bikini Wax Front and Butt Crack Boobs

Sebastian Maniscalco eats at Chipotle and talks bout Selfie and Writing Reviews Online On the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

Kevin Hart Wishes He can be a Rapper with a Deep Voice and Sick Hand Motions

Dr Ken Jeong Married a Vietnamese Girl and Explains why Vietnamese is like Koreans on Weed Rainbow

The Cosby Show Story About A Shiny Ford GM Car Broken Down For Sale

Pete Holmes sleeps with Ray Romano and dreams about Bedtime Funny Facts and Ideas

Jo Koy sleeps like a Bear Who has a Heart Attack According to His Filipino Mom

Jamie Foxx votes Shaq for President Cause He is Cool Calm and Collected in the Championship Interview about Kobe

Harland Williams British Fake Accent Greeting and Motel 6 New Slogan

Dane Cook complains about the Drive Thru at Burger King Because Customer Voice too High or too Low

David Alan Grier Runs the Los Angeles Marathon for 6 hours and 23 minutes best personal time

Godfrey Makes Fun of the National Anthems in Play off Sports and Olympics

Long Hair Nick Guerra Mistaken for A Drunkin Girl at the Club which Aggravates him Like Chiwawa

Brian Regan UPS trouble with Girth and Procedures of Box Deliver Pickup

Russell Peters Shops For a Purse at Pacific Mall Bargaining with Chinese Man to be The Man

Dave Chappelle Sesame Street Impressions of Big Bird and Count Dracula and Snuffleupagus and Cookie Monster

Mixed South African Comedian Studies Black Culture in America Trevor Noah

Bill Cosby talks about the Lord and Noah Behind the Scene Conversation

Bill Cosby describes Chess As the Game of Life Created by Women

Robin Williams Impression of Scotsman Inventing Golf in a Drunk Bar Whacking Away with A Stroke

iLiza Shlesinger talks about Girls Night Out Fun Drunk Time About Hating Each Other

Christian Comedian, Michael Junior, Out Prays the Professional Priest

Gabriel Iglesias describes Indian People Robbing a Bank

Jerry Seinfeld take on Airplanes with their little tiny details: directions, seat belts, and the snotty look

Esau McGraw babysits his 3rd Grade Uncle

James Adomian loves Playing Gay Football at Center Position with the Hottest Quarterback

Bill Burr on Marriage, Divorce, Equal Opportunity Women, and Why Titanic is a Scary Movie