Friday, January 31, 2014

George Bush and Waitress Asking for a Quickie

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When George W. Bush was campaigning during an Ohio primary, he and an assistant dropped into a small luncheonette. "Oh, Mr. Bush,...
Friday, December 20, 2013

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Irish answered the correct Bird

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Do you guys remember, the game show, Who wants to be a Millionaire? No? Well, it's a game show, where they ask a series of questions unt...
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Friday, February 8, 2013

Louis CK - Big Complaints about Cell Phones And Flying

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It's amazing how different shit is now. And it hasn't been this way for a long time. It has been a very short time. Everybody has ...

Mitch Fatel wants a Black Friend to celebrate our diferences

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I have lots of friends. I want a black friend. Everybody on TV has a black friend. And their black friend always says  funny stuff. I woul...

2 Broke Girls - Push Pop Gag Reflex Hansel and Gretel

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That wasn't a push pop Andy; I was happy to see you. You didn't destroy anything. It's a good to let him know right off the ...

2 Broke Girls - Cheap and Unrefined And the 1st Orgasm

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Besides that's not much of a dance floor. It's more of a STD mosh pit. Was. Was a princess. Now she has 5 pairs of underwear, an...

2 broke girls - Is it hot or cold in here Cause I'm about to Yak

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If I learn anything as a child, when a stranger offers you candy, you say, "yes." Look at all the candies inside this space. I...
Thursday, January 31, 2013

Jim Gaffigan Goes Bowling Ball for a Lazy Sweaty Cause Called Out of Shape

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I went bowling, I don’t mean to brag. Really there are 2 types of people that go bowling. There are people that really really love bowli...
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Monday, January 28, 2013

Gabriel Iglesias Pulling a Prank on the Cop by Switching Seats

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And if you're gonna drink and you are thinking about driving, don't do it. You know, it's not a good idea cause like i said.  ...
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Jerry Seinfeld talks about skydiving and the future of style and clothing Alien suit

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Skydiving was definitely the scariest think I have ever done. Let me ask this question regards to the skydiving. What is the point of the ...
Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Russel Peter talks about Indian Accents

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I'm going to let out a secret about indian people. Indian people are fully aware of how our accent sound like. We don't need you......
Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Bobby Lee talks about Korean and Asian Life

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I grow my hair like this. I just want to get this out of the way. Asian people look alike, and I want to look a little different. But asian ...
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Eddie Izzard on Computers, Macs, and iTunes

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Very sexy computer, Apple Macintosh Computers. In the old days, porn would take forever to download. You remember that. Friends tell me. Fr...
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Saturday, November 12, 2011

Kevin Hart talks about 2 kids being like clowns

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Lot of shit is going on with my life right now. Just had another baby, 2 babies. They both mine, and I can't say shit about it either. T...
Friday, October 8, 2010

Godfrey talks about the Hot Summer Digging for a Solution

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Katt Williams talks about Gas, Meeting Rich Folks, and Living Large

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Pasadena: 138 degrees during the day, and 36 at night. A pimp don't know what to wear. I got some fur coat, swim trunks, and an umbrell...
Friday, September 24, 2010

Jamie Foxx Talks About Relationships on the Piano

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Relationships. Do  you love them, or you hate them? I hate them.  Don't you hate it fellas when you get involve with somebody, and then ...
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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Whitney Cummings obsessed with Twilight Romance

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Sinbad talks about Marriage, Team, and Bad Vision

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Hayes MacArthur dated a Russian Girlfriend

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Monday, August 9, 2010

First Kiss Advice: How I Met Your Mother

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I did not chicken out. You know what?! I don't need to take "first kiss" advice from some pirate who has not been single since...
Thursday, July 15, 2010

Tammy Pescatelli talks about The Playboy Mansion Party Charity Event

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I did this thing at the charity show for the Playboy Foundation. I don't know what their charity is. Thirteen year old boys who goes bl...
Monday, July 12, 2010

Pete Holmes figures out Nonfiction

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Anjelah Johnson - Sneaking into a Night Club

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Steve Martin Accepting the Mark Twain Award Speech

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Mr. President. Supreme Court Justices. Your Royal Highness. And Others. I'm so proud to be here in Washington D.C. (which i have just re...
Thursday, January 28, 2010

Comedian Jeff Caldwell talks About Technology, Hygiene, and Medicine

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Great to be here. I mean really great to be here. I used to have a real job as a civil engineer. People begin to talk after your third bridg...
Thursday, December 24, 2009

Mitch Fatel's Stand up talks about Sex and Breast

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Small breast are like, "Hi! Can I help you with something?" I'm like, "No. I am just looking." I don't even know...
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Rita Rudner Talks About Men and Women Relationships, Marriage, and Having Children

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She was so big. I could not keep the magazine closed. My old boyfriend used to look at those pictures. For hours, I said, "Do you thin...
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Margaret Cho Talks about Looking Good and Nuclear Weapons

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I get a lot of pedicure and manicure, which i never did before. I just want to take care of my body (in that very shallow way). I went to ...
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Demetri Martin talks about Loving Kids, Throwing Bottles in The Ocean, and Being a Creep

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I have certain request in order to do a benefit show. I said, "I'll do the show, but I need giant, gay icicles behind me, or I ca...

John Mulaney on Donald Trump's Plan to Strike It Rich

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Jordan Rubin talks about picking up an Accent

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Kevin Hart stopped working out at the Gym

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Adam Sandler is intimidated by Pretty Girls

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Russell Peters talks about Hong Kong Comedians

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Hong Kong is a wicked place. I think Chinese people are the smartest people in the world. They are tricking us all. They pretend not to kno...
Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sarah Silverman talks about Jewish and Catholic

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I am Jewish, but my boyfriend is Catholic. It was cute how he gave it to me. He said, "If it doesn't burn through my skin, it will ...

Nick Swardson hangs out and impresses Grandma

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Doug Benson compares Pot Heads and Boring People

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A young teenage girl is physically melting into the couch. Another girl, next to her, says (in a monotone voice), "She smokes pot. Thi...
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