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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Tammy Pescatelli talks about The Playboy Mansion Party Charity Event

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I did this thing at the charity show for the Playboy Foundation. I don't know what their charity is. Thirteen year old boys who goes bl...
Monday, July 12, 2010

Pete Holmes figures out Nonfiction

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Anjelah Johnson - Sneaking into a Night Club

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Steve Martin Accepting the Mark Twain Award Speech

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Mr. President. Supreme Court Justices. Your Royal Highness. And Others. I'm so proud to be here in Washington D.C. (which i have just re...
Thursday, January 28, 2010

Comedian Jeff Caldwell talks About Technology, Hygiene, and Medicine

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Great to be here. I mean really great to be here. I used to have a real job as a civil engineer. People begin to talk after your third bridg...
Thursday, December 24, 2009

Mitch Fatel's Stand up talks about Sex and Breast

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Small breast are like, "Hi! Can I help you with something?" I'm like, "No. I am just looking." I don't even know...
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Rita Rudner Talks About Men and Women Relationships, Marriage, and Having Children

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She was so big. I could not keep the magazine closed. My old boyfriend used to look at those pictures. For hours, I said, "Do you thin...
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Margaret Cho Talks about Looking Good and Nuclear Weapons

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I get a lot of pedicure and manicure, which i never did before. I just want to take care of my body (in that very shallow way). I went to ...
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Demetri Martin talks about Loving Kids, Throwing Bottles in The Ocean, and Being a Creep

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I have certain request in order to do a benefit show. I said, "I'll do the show, but I need giant, gay icicles behind me, or I ca...

John Mulaney on Donald Trump's Plan to Strike It Rich

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Jordan Rubin talks about picking up an Accent

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Kevin Hart stopped working out at the Gym

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Adam Sandler is intimidated by Pretty Girls

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Russell Peters talks about Hong Kong Comedians

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Hong Kong is a wicked place. I think Chinese people are the smartest people in the world. They are tricking us all. They pretend not to kno...
Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sarah Silverman talks about Jewish and Catholic

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I am Jewish, but my boyfriend is Catholic. It was cute how he gave it to me. He said, "If it doesn't burn through my skin, it will ...

Nick Swardson hangs out and impresses Grandma

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Doug Benson compares Pot Heads and Boring People

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A young teenage girl is physically melting into the couch. Another girl, next to her, says (in a monotone voice), "She smokes pot. Thi...
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